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Welcome to Doug Stanhope's forum. We here at JLDS pride ourselves on gentility and equanimity of spirit. Most people on here are old and cranky, or young and cranky and don't like new things or people. Of course, we're sure that you'll be the exception. As to gentility, well the membership is overwhelmingly Gentile. Jews are welcome, however when they eat a baby they are expected to share. Equanimity of spirit is a phrase we use to mean abusively manic-depressive and rigidly shallow. The only real rule that applies here is don't post any kiddie porn, save that for your occasional face to face gatherings. Any other rules are made up on the spur of the moment, unposted and sometimes enforced, sometimes not. As a general rule nobody really cares about you or what you have to say. If you think people are being mean to you they probably are; just remember that nobody really cares. This is the internet not real life, so suck it in and stick around, there are occasional rewards of a nebulous nature. Last thing; there are at least two girls who post here who are stronger and smarter than you are. Be nice to them, they are about as close to touching girl parts as most of the fat losers on JLDS ever get. Ok, we lied, here's the real last thing; we're glad to have you aboard, now fuck off.

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